Sometimes I feel like I’m missing out because my kinks aren’t weirdly specific enough. The folks who get off on the most narrowly contrived scenarios always seem to be having the most fun.
People are out there like “I’m a naughty little cube and I need you to tell me my axes of symmetry are cute and multifarious” and having a fantastic time with it, and I’m just over here sucking dick like an idiot.
I want the mcelroys to do an episode of dropouts breaking news so bad it would be so funny justin wouldn’t be able to get a word out he’d be wheezing the whole time
ppl complaining about the writers strike are weak & lame for obvious reasons, but also bc of their reliance on new/current shows. like…develop an unhealthy & isolating hyperfixation on a 20+ years old television show like the rest of us…